It’s Monday morning…

I think I dislike Monday mornings almost more than anything else. Certainly they are my least favorite of all the other mornings! Nobody likes getting back to a work/school routine after a nice weekend off and I’m no exception…..

So in an effort to cheer myself and the rest of the interweb up on this dreary, chilly, grey and sleepy Monday morning……

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly…he in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend
that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get
your own  blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Funny bumper stickers

 It’s a bit tacky, it’s a bit crude, it’s possibly a bit controversial, but it makes me laugh……..I hope it makes you laugh too!

I present you with…..

Quite possibly the best bumper sticker I have seen………

Ever…….

No, really…….

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Joke Time!!

I love a good joke!  Here’s one of my recent favorites:

The Cardiologist’s Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the
casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the
doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m
sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral…I’m a gynecologist.”

 The proctologist fainted…

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